Breaking: Cosmo’s Midnight confirmed just one bloke and a cardboard cut-out

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Yep, we’re distraught as well. The loveable, electronica twins Cosmo’s Midnight have been living a lie, with revelations today confirming many suspicions that Patrick Liney – one half the duo – is actually just a cardboard cut-out Cosmo Liney.

This disturbing news came our way today in the form an anonymous letter from a member the management team for Cosmo’s Midnight, who added in their own words that they “cannot be part this ongoing lie anymore. The world needs to know that they’ve been royally scammed. Also, Cosmo is a jerk. I don’t like Cosmo”.

Time wise, this exclusive B-Side story couldn’t have come at a worse time for the pair (or should I say, the single) with their  on the way and a nationwide tour that has already confirmed a second Metro Theatre show in Sydney. This, course, raises the question as to whether Cosmo’s cut-out will be joining him on stage or if he will tackle it on his own.

We reached out to Cosmo Liney for a statement; to give him the platform to address the situation, but he very politely declined, telling us “I have a live show to prepare for”.